we have pet lesbian snakes
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Randomize
