So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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