Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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