Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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