I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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