The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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