Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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