Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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