Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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