this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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