some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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