im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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