We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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