school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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