it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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