i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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