5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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