I'm going to jail i love you
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I had to cum in my sink.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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