Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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