Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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