Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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