fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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