well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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