Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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Mom said you looked used
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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