you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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