You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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