yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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