I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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