YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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