Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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