Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Sober January is a disaster.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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