so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
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You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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