if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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