Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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