Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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