she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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