the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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