I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
please don't ironically join a cult
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