his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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