did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I deserve this hangover.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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