I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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