Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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