Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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