i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
