Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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