On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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