I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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