I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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