sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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