i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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