That's intense
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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