Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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