her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
porn star boner night. come get it.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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