My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I have post one night stand depression
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