Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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