90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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